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Joke of the Day

"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking sound"

"I just saw Jurassic World... It was DINO-mite!!! A'thank you, I'll show myself out."

"People who have wheels on their office chair, how do you get any work done?"

"My computer just said 'hello' to me. I think it might be a Dell."

"Which award did the knoc knock joke get? The nobel prize."

"If Pobelter played tibia... ...his char would be called Probolter."

"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd number packs? Because they can't even"

"Playing that 'Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?' song on your iPhone, full blast while entering a public toilet stall, feels pretty good."