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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7? I'm not scared when the bull charges"
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"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"
"Clueless boyfriend walks into publix to buy condoms. Can't find them. Finally goes in the right aisle. Proceeds to have sex. Publix: where shopping is a pleasure... ...or lack there of."
"I learned how to count cards so I could hustle idiot 4 year olds out of their juice box when we play Go Fish"
"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."
"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."
"Old people that say tattoos are a waste of money: You have entire cabinets dedicated to plates that no one is allowed to use."
"What do you call a dog in a submarine? A subwoofer"
"The one who laughs last is the slowest. The one who laughs first has the dirtiest mind."