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Joke of the Day

"Something I like to do when I'm voting is tell to turn to the person at the stall next to me and whisper, ""What did you put for number 3?"""

"what did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, I'm dressing!"

"What did the DJ order from the deli? A club sandwich with extra beets."

"I thought I felt a spider crawling on my neck. Now I have to pretend I was breakdancing at this bank."

"What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower? 10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head."

"A Funny Joke My Life..."

"It's so unsettling meeting a baby with a grown man's name. No I don't want to hold Keith but can he look over my investment portfolio for me"

"How do you make five pounds of fat fun? Add a nipple."

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? I have no idea. I did hire four prostitutes once, but we did other stuff."

"I was walking down the road.. I was walking down the road and saw a beautiful woman, A spark flew off between us. We had passionate, amazing sex. Amazing what tasers can do these days."