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Joke of the Day

"Something I like to do when I'm voting is tell to turn to the person at the stall next to me and whisper, ""What did you put for number 3?"""

"Twin Towers [removed] I'm going to hell for this..."

"Oxygen tried to pick a fight with Helium Helium didn't react at all, he simply rose above, Carbon was watching the whole thing and said, ""That's very noble of you"""

"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"

"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."

"What terrorist group have the most cold blooded killers. ICES ASSASINS... (isis pun).."

"What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom? Answer: Odor Odor in the court!!!"

"How is Daniel Craig a policeman? He is in Spectre (Inspector)"

"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."