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Joke of the Day

"I put my pants on like everyone else... As the cop taps on the glass and shines his high beam in my face."

"Why are white people the scariest in prison? Because you know they're guilty."

"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"

"Why did you drop the baby? Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did."

"Women age like fine wines... The older they get, the harder they are to come by."

"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."

"Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos? Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!"

"She told me I was a talented lover I told her I studied a broad."

"What do you call an economics lecturer? Prof. it"

"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."