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Joke of the Day

"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."

"A nasty little joke Q: How can you make a gay man fuck a woman? A: By shitting in her cunt."

"They say breaking a mirror is the worst because you get 7 years bad luck OH PLEASE!!! Try breaking a condom!"

"Sitting in my car eating McD's, and I hear a quiet voice behind me go: ""Here, we have The Fat Woman in her natural habitat.."""

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it"

"People are making end of the world jokes. Like there is no tomorrow."

"Does anyone know how to save your game on twitter I've been playing for 2 years straight my mom is pissed"

"I've started up a chip shop in Auschwitz. I called it ""Arbeit Macht Fries""."

"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."

"Cowboy . . . and no vet How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick? He was a little hoarse."