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Joke of the Day
"Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much? Because, it's acidic juice."
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"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"
"Why did the suicide attempt of the stormtrooper fail? He tried to shoot himself but missed."
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo"" ""Kelly Clarkson boo who?"" ""Stop crying, Kelly Clarkson."""
"I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2006."
"13YO: Why's he happy? He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE."
"Which lawyers are U2 fans? The pro bono ones"
"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
"10 times out of 9, you'll find me exaggerating about something."