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Joke of the Day

"How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, ......A Greek will screw anything!"

"Please Turn Off The Computer Dad's writes on son's facebook wall: Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner."

"Lubricant?? ... Lubri-CAN!!!"

"What is black and knocking on the window from the inside? A baby in the oven."

"Wife was talking for a while so I pulled out my iPod & played her off award show style. This did not go over as well as I hoped."

"I hugged someone once and they expected it every time they saw me. I'll never do that again."

"What's your favorite dirty joke? Mine is: Wht do Jewish men have their sons circumsised? Because they know Jewish women can't resist anything 10% off."

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"What happened to the two gladiator olives? They were pitted against each other"

"*on death bed* priest: any regrets my child? *montage of every time i saw a large dog and didn't try to ride it* me: uhhhhh"