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Joke of the Day
"What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids? Peekaboo."
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"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."
"It must have been very risky for pirates to slightly burn all the edges of their treasure maps and then dip them in tea."
"We're just two people shitting in side by side stalls waiting for the other person to go out so we don't have to show our face"
"I walked past an electronics store once... I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, ""TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"" I thought to myself, ""Wow. I can't turn that down."""
"q: what's black and would kill you if it jumped on you out of a tree? a: a grand piano"
"Why do Native Americans make good strippers? No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance."
"ME: *does entire national anthem with armpit farts* WIFE: see what I mean? THERAPIST: Mmmhmm *writes in notes: ""she's nuts. This guy rules*"
"Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend."
"(Spoiler) TIL in The Revnant Leonardo DiCaprio's sleep number is one dead Indian son."