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Joke of the Day

"The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon."

"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."

"What do women and hurricanes have in common? When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and your car"

"I wonder if the prince was suspicious when Snow White's first baby was born a dwarf."

"Some of you might get this. Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.... .... And doesn't."

"Roses are red, violets are blue.... does this rag smell like chloroform to you? ,"

"Why can't dwarfs sing? Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk."

"ONLY Justin Bieber could make doing drugs look not cool..."

"Mother: Let me see your report son. Son: Here it is Mother but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me !"

"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""