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Joke of the Day
"The main reason I lost my virginity was to ensure I wouldn't be sacrificed anytime soon."
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"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Right now a group of women at a baby shower are simultaneously saying, ""Awwww..."" while some knocked up chick holds up a tiny pair of socks."
"What do you call James Bond in the bathtub? Bubble-0-7"
"Hey I figured out why they call it BENGAY! Cause love is hard on the knees!"
"Rubix cubes are like penises... The more you play with them, the harder they get."
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"What do you get when you eat too much shitty pizza? Pizzeria"
"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."
"You gotta wet it first, doesn't work dry. The wetter the better. -whistling you perverts"