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Joke of the Day
"I went to the zoo today. All they had was one dog. It was a shit zoo"
Next Joke
"My 4yo son just asked what squirrels eat. I answered nuts. We laughed so hard, hugged, and gave each other a high 5. My boy."
"What do you call a spoiled sausage? A brat-wurst."
"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."
"England 1 - 2 Iceland Credits to Iceland though, can't take that away."
"Short one... What's red with seven dents in it? Snow White's Cherry"
"Why is Hillary running for president? Because it's easier than running from law enforcement"
"Liverpool FC"
"Why is the Doctor an excellent chef? He's a Thyme Lord"
"How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer"