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Joke of the Day
"What started with a J, and ends with whore?"
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"DOG 911: What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it? DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME??"
"What is a pedophile's favorite type of classical music? Anything in A Minor"
"I don't want to seem desperate after a date so I usually text him 10 years later when he has a wife and kids."
"I texted my girlfriend ""I love you"" and she texted back ""I love you more. When I went to respond I made a typo and sent ""I love you moist""....I figured why correct it, it's true too."
"Life is like a penis Freely Hanging and Relaxing, it's woman who make it harder"
"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."
"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""
"Fun trick to play on your partner: ""Don't you remember what day this is?"""
"I got a new stick of deodorant today The instructions said ""Remove cap and push up bottom"". I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely."