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Joke of the Day
"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."
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"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."
"What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino? A visit from the university board of ethics."
"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"
"So Harry Potter gets an invisibility cloak.. Does he sneak in and watch Hermione getting changed? No, he goes to the library"
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go into a store without Robin."
"Sometimes I accidentally make eye contact with someone and it's like ""well I better just go with it"" and I begin sprinting at them"
"I don't understand why we use the word 'late' to describe someone who died, what were they late for? The funeral?"
"Melania Trump's Speech Sorry guys this one's a repost"
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"