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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about that guy who was asked to be a Jehovah's witness? - He refused becuase he hadn't seen the accident."

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"

"I want to give my ex a great Valentines present to show him how much I still care. I think I'll go all out and buy him a Toyota."

"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""

"I always dream about her every morning ""because i usually sleep in morning classes"""

"I promise to find a new girlfriend right away when my old girlfriend gets eaten by walkers. America needs a first lady."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey."

"IS your father in prison? If I was your father I would be in prison."

"4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:... 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars."