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Joke of the Day

"What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette? *Gluten tag*"

"Mankind have spent time equal to 7857 years watching PSY Gangnam style only. Shame on you people."

"I have said it before. I will at it again. If anyone is into wife swapping. I will take a dirtbike or a puppy. Hit me up."

"A man comes into a bar No, wait, it was a horse. So a man comes into a horse..."

"If a duckling is a baby duck, I don't want to eat dumplings."

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows. They never get to keep the house. Edit: Thanks for all the awesome comments. I can't keep up!"

"Why do toilets flush after getting pissed on? They get embarrassed."

"Yo mama is so poor... ... ducks throw bread at her."

"What's the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm."

"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."