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"What kind of bees produce milk? Boobees"
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"A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination."
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"Hey baby, there's a party in my pants. And urine.. ...Vited."
"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"
"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"
"Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs."
"On Reddit, nothing is more suspenseful for me than... [Deleted]"
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"I play soccer... Just for kicks"