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Joke of the Day
"Uncle Bill always gave 100% Son: How did he die Dad? Dad: He donated blood."
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"Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?"
"Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs."
"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."
"Why did the pedophile go into the cave? He was looking for miners."
"Making an effort in 2013 to cut away distractions so I can spend more time with my iPhone."
"China must be a huge sausage-fest by now."
"Anyone under the age of 21 should be legally required to end every sentence with the phrase ""but there's a good chance I'm wrong about that"""
"why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7,8,9."