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"What is Chris Brown's favorite cooking appliance? A Black and Decker"
"The best underwear jokes.... are brief."
"What's the difference between a singing bird and a bad prostitute? One's a happy crow."
"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""
"What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court? The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people."
"If your lawyer has a ponytail you're going to prison."
"""I missed you so much!"" I shout as I run past my wife's open arms and jump into my bed."
"Two jews walk into a bar and buy it."