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Joke of the Day
"My son failed gym. But he unlocked every achievement on Left 4 Dead so it's a wash."
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"I was going to have sex with you, but you asked what Mario Kart was and wore pants inside the pillow fort....I'm just kidding. I don't care."
"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."
"What's the worst thing to hear after you have sex with Steve Buscemi? ""I'm not Steve Buscemi."""
"Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke."
"yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings ""i got sunshine on a cloudy day""....."
"I love long romantic walks... ...to the fridge."
"*barges into bank with guns drawn Alright everyone now be cool and no one gets hurt! *hands out sunglasses all around Nice. Nice."