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Joke of the Day
"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"
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"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."
"I'm no longer allowed in Six Flags, because I put the ""semen"" in amusement park."
"Early christians supported marijuana usage. Just think about how many get stoned."
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"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"
"What is the Difference Between a Pretentious Asshole, and a Brilliant Artist? About 6 feet."
"I like the word funfetti because it takes confetti, which is used in somber occasions, like funerals, and it repurposes it for fun"