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Joke of the Day

"Email inventor dies aged 74 I sent my re:re:re:re:re:gards"

"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."

"I hope Jeremy Corben is successful in his new chosen career! I didn't really rate him as a comedian, he was especially bad in The Wrong Man's."

"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"I'm should probably update everyone who wrote ""Have a great summer!"" in my high school yearbook. It was okay."

"What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power ? Cut funding for wind power in Australia"

"How do you greet a three-headed monster? Hi, hi, hi."

"what does a man with a 9"" cock eat for breakfast? this morning, I ate some toast, cereal, coffee, bacon & eggs, hash browns..."

"Who's Microsoft's favorite musician? Adele"