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Joke of the Day

"If children refuse to sleep during nap time... ...are they guilty of resisting a rest?"

"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"

"Why did the Pasta join a dating website? Because he was cannelloni."

"What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No eye Deer"

"One guacamole is... equal to 6.0221415 x 10^23 guaca's."

"What is every Redditor's blood type? Edit: TypO"

"A man gets pulled over by a female cop. He asks ""what seems to be the problem, officer?"", and the cop responds, ""oh, nothing."" EDIT: Weee, this is my first time on the front page."

"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."

"Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absolute mystery as to why though. The plot thickens..."

"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."