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Joke of the Day

"What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta? The Rake."

"I couldn't decide how to propose to the love of my life So I decided to ask her husband for advice."

"this is the worst weather ive ever seen ""what about when the wind had sharks in it?"" that was a movie dad ""oh excuse me weather expert"""

"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."

"Yesterday was a unique day: half the US voters made the wrong choice. The other half did, too."

"While standing in the queue looking at my phone... I'm online online"

"People who do not use the grocery store divider bar can rot in hell."

"Weird how Superman's an alien but looks exactly like a white dude & then he landed in Kansas & not say, mainland China"

"What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded."

"Did you hear about the guy who went for the world fapping record? He almost pulled it off."