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Joke of the Day

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."

"What are eight small pieces of cookie the equivalent of? One byte"

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"I was laying in bed with a hangover It's awful when your cock's so big it won't stay in the bed. -lee Mack"

"What did the zero say to the eight? ""Nice belt, fuckface."""

"When I get a lot of Myspace requests my fax machine goes crazy."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? (2-part joke) *A no-eye-deer!* What do you call a kitten with no eyes? *Animal abuse.*"

"China is now entering sperm as contestants in Olympic swimming events, claiming they are of age."

"I'm starting a petition to put Michael Jackson on the twenty dollar bill. Actually he would probably prefer to be on the tens."