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Joke of the Day

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"new antidepressant for lesbians has just been unveiled. Tricoxagan."

"Why did the negative number look so surprised? He was nonplussed."

"[texting] ex: your friends were looking at me really strange at the game. me: yeah well I told them you died in a hot air balloon accident."

"Yes, Neil, everything sounds better when you have a great voice. That's how sound works."

"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"

"Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do. Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM! -high fives Socrates-"

"Recent studies show that 1 out of 3 Americans weigh as much as the other 2 put together."

"There is always that one person you want to punch for no reason every-time you see them."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because your accent and appearance suggests that you hail from the southeast."