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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They take all the green cards."
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"What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women? A Biplane."
"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
"What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag? Finding shoes to go with it."
"Why is there a ""D"" in fridge but not in refrigerator? Because you don't put the ""D"" in the big ones."
"HER [sits seductively on my lap] The more you tip...the more I'll take off ME [reaches for wallet] This is such a weird way to cut hair"
"What do you call a nocturnal bird that likes both men and women? A bisexuowl. I'm sorry."
"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."
"*gets out of bed* *steps on something* me: Ugh *turns light on* wife: What is it? me: The cat caught another smart car"
"My friend got a spider in his eye... Now he has a website."