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Joke of the Day

"Why are there so few black hockey players? Because there was no cotton in Canada."

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"

"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."

"Why is Rosie O'Donell fat? Because she likes to eat out!"

"what would happen if all the rattatas died? They would be eraticated"

"When it's cold out I wear my UGG boots. When it's frustrating out I wear my UGH boots."

"Knock knock! Come in."

"I signed up for the Do Not List list, but was immediately removed as I had requested."

"Why do we drink Tea? because we can't eat it :/ Have a good night/day everyone."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind"