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Joke of the Day
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
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"I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it."
"How does a Jew make a cup of tea? Hebrews it"
"Why did the chickens cross the road? To get to their jobs at the Sony headquarters."
"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."
"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"
"My boss says I can be a lousy worker at times And I take that as an invitation"
"What did the sick waiter say when his manager asked him if he could come into work? I can't wait."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar... !!!"
"Taylor Swift seems like one of those chicks who thinks it's cute to put her bare feet on the dashboard of a car when riding shotgun."