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Joke of the Day
"A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you're 18, you're just an idiot with a baby."
Next Joke
"You know how it goes, I say tomato You say what are you doing in my house?"
"I used to work as a bed salesman One day this guy came in and started climbing into the beds and asking really specific questions. Then it hit me, he was an undercover cop."
"Saw a guy walking down the street talking to himself, hand gestures and all...So I did the right thing, stopped and told him about Twitter."
"What do you get when you cross reggaeton and masturbation? Dame mas Vasolina"
"Summing up my life in 5 words: 'I fail at maths'"
"My grandad gave me some sound advise on his deathbed. ""It's worth spending money on good speakers"", he told me."
"Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells? She grew out of her b-shells"
"Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl"
"I drove my car into a river and watched it turn into a mobile phone... One minute, a Kia. Next minute, Nokia."