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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
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"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."
"What's 9+10? 19 you fucking dumbass"
"{discussing wedding dresses} CW1: I had mine preserved. CW2: I donated mine to a charity. You? Me: I used mine as kindling for a bonfire."
"Why can't you use a Palestinian toilet? It's occupied."
"Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra. *Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*"
"I burned 1000 calories by lighting my arm on fire"
"Had to remove the seconds hand from my watch.. was really starting to tick me off"
"[puts hand on wife's stomach as baby kicks] Come out here & try that."