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Joke of the Day
"Recent studies have shown that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"
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"What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs? A prop comic"
"My wife said she for Lent she was giving up eating meat. I thought she did that after the wedding vows."
"What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection? Tommy Hilfigeritout"
"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
"Man says to wife ""what would you do if I won the lottery"" Wife ""take half and leave your ass"" Husband ""good, I won 12 bucks here is 6, now get the hell out."
"Facebook weather: We are expecting 2 to 3 feet of drama this evening with bullsh1t blowing in from all directions!"
"So bored at the airport, I just smiled at a baby to kill time."
"When you call a dog they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message."
"Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? - A: It stole the show!"