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Joke of the Day
"Had to remove the seconds hand from my watch.. was really starting to tick me off"
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"If you get cold, just stand in a corner for a little bit. They're usually 90 degrees."
"What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce? Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer."
"I've thought long and hard, and have decided on my New Year's resolution. 4K"
"Justin Bieber and Ke$ha has sex and gave birth to Rebecca Black."
"I once illegally parked my vechile at a Foot Fetishists Convention to grab some good next door My vehicle got toed."
"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"*Cookie Monster finishes cookie, looks into camera* ME WANT TO TALK ABOUT ISRAEL"
"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"
"I came home today to find that all of my lamps had been stolen I was absolutely delighted."