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Joke of the Day

"The neighbor's wife is gonna be so happy when she sees how much yardwork he got done today. -I think, laying out in a bikini in my backyard"

"-So how can we help you today Mr Benson? ""Please. Mr Benson was my father."" -Alright. So how can we help you today Mr Bensonson?"

"Why did Microsoft skip windows 9? Because 7 ate 9"

"If I own a gym my employees will be required to intermittently pester you. If you don't like it don't come to Jehovah's Fitness."

"What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet? Nothing lmao bees cant learn."

"I was reading a book on Anti-Gravity I found it difficult to put down."

"I want to form a law practice specializing in sexual harassment suits against medical professionals... I'll call it ""Doctors Without Boundaries"""

"Fox News has determined the cause of the recent plane crash. It was the left wing."

"What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order? one with everything"

"What do you do if someone's choking? Pull back a few inches"