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Joke of the Day
"If two vegetarians get into a fight Is it still considered beef?"
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"There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all."
"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"
"I heard Jay-Z and Doc Brown were recording a rap album together. They're going to call it ""Jigga-Watt"""
"When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread all over my bedroom...so my wife can clean up after me one more time."
"What do you call a religious person who gets into x rated movies, but then stops watching them, but then starts watching them again later on? A porn again christian."
"If everybody became a zombie, which zombie would be the most life-threatening one? None of them, since everybody is already dead."
"Did you hear about the pessimist who hates sausage? They say he fears the wurst"
"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"What type of skiing do Jews prefer? Shlalom"