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Joke of the Day

"What do Donald trump and the Internet have in common? They're two of the worlds most powerful tools."

"What did Hitler invest his money in hand sanitizer? It kills 99.9% of Germs."

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"Whats the month people get most drunk in? Febrewery"

"I imagine it's pretty humbling for someone who's literally taking part in their first rodeo"

"my parents did a terrible job of distributing my skill points"

"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"

"When two organisms mutually benefit, it's called ""symbiosis"" When only one organism benefits, it's called ""parasitism."" When neither benefits, that's called ""marriage."""

"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."

"Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm."