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Joke of the Day
"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"
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"An asshole What do you call someone that puts the punchline in the title?"
"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"My Bakery Burned Down Last Night... Now my business is toast!"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? DR.Dre"
"My dad told me ""Son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind"" I told him ""Dad I'm over here"""
"Just saw a guy with a chain wallet. A bunch of people were trying to steal his wallet, but they couldn't"
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"
"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."
"Found this diet that's supposed to make you paper-thin. I'm trying to get into the Guinness Book of Records."