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"50 SHADES OF CHARLES HUNNAM Its been reported that actor Charles Hunnam has dropped out of the movie,""50 Shades of Grey"" because of cold feet. You can't blame him, cold feet can lead to shrinkage"
"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"
"Why don't cows hang out with camels? They're all a bunch of drama-dairies."
"The female praying mantis... knows how to get ahead in life."
"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"
"An old Vermonter is sitting on his porch. A New Yorker is passing by and stops to chat. He asks the old timer, ""Have you lived here all your life."" ""Not yet."""
"Q: How do you stop a French tank? A: Shoot the guy that's pushing it!"
"Bloody Foreigner, coming over here, wanting to know what love is."
"My lesbian friend asked me how I view Lesbian Relationships Apparently, in HD wasn't an appropriate answer."