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Joke of the Day

"Friend asks me to be her maid of honor: M-What do I have to do? F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished."

"Female hygiene jokes are not funny Period"

"Ever tried eating a clock? It's time consuming."

"Ive never seen a pregnant Chinese lady."

"How much cash can you make robbing an Indian restaurant? As much as you can curry."

"If your Facebook picture is a photo of a sunset or something inanimate, I'll assume you have a dissociative identity disorder."

"What do Vietnamese historians and Southern rednecks have in common? They both care way too much about the uc Dynasty."

"What do you call a cow with its front legs missing Lean beef"

"What couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was to far outtttttttttt........ Ha weeeeeeed."

"You know what's pretty much the same as 9/11? 0.81818"