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Joke of the Day

"Baltimore CVS Looters They really cleaned the place out. The only things they left behind are sunscreen and Father's Day cards."

"Come to my apartment on black friday and get all your clothes 100% off."

"What do most Indian people have in common? They all like to Singh."

"Selling a dead bird Not going cheep"

"Never treat someone like a saturday night when they treat you like a monday morning."

"Two Chemists Two chemists go out for a nice meal. The drinks were okay. The meal was OK too. They both died."

"Why are a good majority of Americans obese? At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own."

"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."

"If you saw a heat wave.... Would you wave back?"

"Fish with no eyes What do you call a fish with no eyes? -A ""FSH"""