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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bird born in the 90s? A millennial falcon."
Next Joke
"I want to study... the area below your curves... It is integral."
"In case you're thinking about having a kid, my daughter just threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let her watch me poop."
"Whats the opposite of progress? Congress"
"Team Rocket Were Caught Performing a Lewd Sex Act... Ass to Meowth"
"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."
"Why was being a soprano a requirement to becoming a pirate? It made it easier to deal with high C's"
"Get off my lawn. Oh, it's you. Mow the lawn. -My dad"
"DOCTOR: Don't be embarrassed. Taking trousers off is normal for a prostate exam. ME: Err yeah I guess. Should I take mine off too?"
"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"