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Joke of the Day
"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."
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"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth"
"How do you reuse a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the shit out of it!"
"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"
"Did you hear about the kid who slept through every class in school? He got all z's."
"Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money to have a lentil on my chest"
"Doctor, doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar... I find that very hard to believe!"
"Some people hate the thought of adult diapers.... But I say, ""It's just Depends."""
"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"
"What do you call a Russian with three nipples? Whodyanikanipplov"