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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam"
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"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."
"Egypt is one of those rare countries whose ""good old days"" were in 2,000 B.C."
"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""
"What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback."
"Why did Sony pull ""The Interview"" ? They were afraid it would bomb at the movie theaters"
"I really gotta quit drinking. Last night I got so wasted I blew chunks for hours... Chunks is my 4 year old bulldog."
"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"
"Where do cows go on movie night? To the moooovie night."
"When it boils down to it water is just steam."