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Joke of the Day

"What's it called when you get a boner at a funeral? (NSFW) Mourning wood."

"Perfect timing! This lined up perfectly couldn't resist! http://imgur.com/zR7wcds"

"Did you hear the one about the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now."

"Alien 1: What are the Humans doing? Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a bass player? The pizza can feed a family of four."

"How is it that rice originated from China to become a staple food for a large part of the world's human population? I mean, come on! They couldn't even pronounce it."

"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"

"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."

"Where do Communists go to get burgers? Czechers."

"I saw a church's sign say ""God is my Facebook."" Does that mean two men can poke each other on God?"