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Joke of the Day
"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."
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"My grandma got a hip replacement My new grandma is a 24 year old barista and an aspiring artist."
"I think Tuesdays are worse than Mondays. You can't use ""It's Monday"" as an excuse."
"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."
"*throws back out* Back: Let me back in baby, I can change."
"Jesus take the wheel. No that's a book. A penny. A rock. DAMMIT JESUS DIDN'T YOU TAKE THAT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE CLASS I RECOMMENDED"
"I accidentally earned a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do the last time a bee flew near my face."
"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"
"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub... ...She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"". So he stabs her & nicks her purse."
"I tailgated a cop who pulled out of the doughnut shop so he'd know what it feels like when he follows me from the bars."