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Joke of the Day

"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th"

"Explosive Opportunity A British engineer started his own business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. He says that prophets are going through the roof."

"Were a blind person to go sky diving, how would they do it? Wait until the leash goes slack, then pull the rip cord."

"What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder? Spay it don't spray it."

"Screaming out ""BOOM PREGNANT!"" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be."

"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."

"Sometimes when you eat too much carrot, you turn orange and you run for presidency."

"My love life. ..."