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Joke of the Day

"Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah they were Bill Clinton."

"What do you call a black guy who just graduated from medical school? Doctor, you racist son of a bitch."

"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"

"What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A bingo machine."

"false fact did you know if you stacked all the 5 bills on each other the stack would quickly become unstable and tumble over..."

"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"

"What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"I am finally going to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow..."

"After having sex in a sea... All i can say is that it went swimmingly... I'll^take^my^leave^now..."

"I wanna be the reason you're comfortable with your prostate examination"