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Joke of the Day
"Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah they were Bill Clinton."
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"My friends say I can be condescending That's when you talk down to people."
"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."
"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."
"I call my Penis Batman... ... Woman love it, when the dark night rises."
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"without a doubt my least favourite thing about being alive is having a body, hate taking care of this hunk of shit"
"I shot a bIack teenager the other day and got arrested for impersonating a police officer."
"How many Meth-Heads does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, One to hold the lightbulb and Two to smoke till the room spins!"
"What does a Canadian hipster say? ""meh""."