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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans."
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"I saw a play that had King Midas meeting Oedipus. It was pure motherfucking gold."
"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."
"How does the Rabbi make his coffee? Hebrews it"
"How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver? It's hard to keep track."
"I told my boyfriend that I felt like I had been forgetting a lot of things lately. He said, ""because I've been fucking your brains out."" I've never laughed so hard."
"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."
"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"
"What is Pi squared? Pop-tart."
"Santa is like fathers... He only comes when the kids are asleep"