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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about an Ethiopian? They'll always swallow"

"A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears."

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."

"What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable"

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks ""why the long face""? The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor and leaves"

"How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel."

"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note, can't carry a tune..."

"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"

"What do you call a Bible for the blind? The Holy Braille!"