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Joke of the Day
"How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season? Only 25...because there's Noel."
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"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."
"Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? I don't know I just fly the drone."
"Who named the Sperm Whales? Seamen."
"Always treat your woman like a princess, let a giant turtle kidnap her."
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"I accidentally switched toothpaste with hemorrhoid cream... Now my sore tooth's better and my farts are minty fresh."
"5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels. Me: Do they hurt your feet? 5-year-old: I can't run from zombies."
"sure the Victoria's Secret models are pretty, but I bet not one of them ever finds a Cheeto in her bra"
"I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator I wonder how many people are in that field"