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Joke of the Day
"Maybe design women's clothes so the person wearing it can also zip it."
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"Why did the vampire use mouthwash? Because he had bat breath"
"What is Hitlers favorite juice shop? Jamba Jews"
"Did you hear about the girl who was dating the guy with the wooden leg? She broke it off"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""
"If you combined all the movies of Rob Schneider and made them into one single movie, it would be an extremely long movie."
"Haven't worn a watch in 20+ years. Coincidentally, I haven't poured my drink on the floor when asked for the time in 20+ years."
"I won't sit back and let gay people marry. But I'll let big oil melt the icecaps because I believe in a lil' something called freedom. #tcot"
"I saw a guy jogging naked outside of my house I asked him why you doing this he said because you came home early"
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw plastic forks at her."