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Joke of the Day

"I do my best proofreading right after I hit send."

"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."

"What do you find in a pumpkins pants? A Halloweenie!"

"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"Nitrogen Monoxide Having Nitrogen Monoxide as parents would really suck. Every time you ask them for something, they'd just be like, ""NO""."

"Guinness book of world records I use to have my dick in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me I had to leave."

"I was going to be a baker But I couldn't raise enough dough."

"How many people of a certain ethnicity does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, one to change the lightbulb; the other nine to act in a manner stereo-typically associated with said ethnicity."

"Mexican Magician The Mexican Magician says ""I will disappear at the count of three. Uno, dos..."" *POOF* And just like that, he disappeared without a tres."