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Joke of the Day
"What's Brian David Mitchell's favorite movie? Get Smart"
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"According to a new study, the number of car crashes linked to marijuana has risen. Fortunately, when the cars crashed they were all going eight miles per hour."
"""IT'S NOT A RACE, YOU GUYS!"" i yell from 6th place"
"Why can't a hermit be a vegan, go to a CrossFit gym, or not eat gluten? Because he can't tell anyone about it."
"You can tell a lot about a person by their car.... For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman."
"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""
"What kind of jokestuff do farmers like? Corny jokes."
"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."
"Yeah, so, I don't usually argue with people who I can remove from my life by pressing a button....."
"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"